scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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