Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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