You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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