her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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