She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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