I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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