Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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