i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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