google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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