Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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