dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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