I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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