i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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