i permit you to call me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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