She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
