i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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