You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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