You really coming over, don't trick.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
there's paper in my vomit.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Randomize
