i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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