When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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