butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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