and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
The ass gains better be worth it
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