is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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