Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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