I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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