Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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