what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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