im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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