Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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