"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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