He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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