I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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