Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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