do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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