i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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