i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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