we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm really busy with my period
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