I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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