So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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