nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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