My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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