I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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