You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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