you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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