What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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