Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize