i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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