Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm always down for nudity.
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