I seem to have left my pride at pride
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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