if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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