I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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