I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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